are any of you even wearing crop tops outside the house or is it only for tumblr notes
I have to reboot this today!
but like imagine that. im agine ned the piemaker, getting so excited to eat dinner at hannibal’s because we KNOW ned is a fan of some fine cuisine and hannibal does his whole haha nothing is vegetarian shtick and ned digs in and the lil zap happens with the meat and he just
wow this is fucking historic as fuck i can’t believe im seeing this
"Okay, we’ve been serious for 10 seconds guys"
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”
The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each
i dont know whats happening in this post
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
cARL THERE’S A SPIDER ON YOUR NECK
When I’m somewhere and a bunch of little kids start running around:
I love this comics
I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK
This is the best.
irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”