i-ll-be-mother:

Is Robert Downey Jr’s facebook even real?

mishasminions:

I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL

notwithoutmycoffee:

Us Weekly September 22, 2014 Edition

notwithoutmycoffee:

Us Weekly September 22, 2014 Edition

dacookiesrmine:

sparklywizard-in-a-box:

sovereigncephalopod:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:

I love how tumblr is so hell bent on their being a Marauders movie they will probably end up making it themselves

wow this is scarily well done

BEST ONE BEST ONE BEST ONE

YOUNG SNAPE THO

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

justjustinnn:

squeakykins:

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

they’re pretty pissed over shark week

As they should be. 

justjustinnn:

squeakykins:

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

they’re pretty pissed over shark week

As they should be. 

bogleech:

goth-cowboy:

moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

infomercial bee says that there has GOT to be a better way

A better way to bee

bogleech:

goth-cowboy:

moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

infomercial bee says that there has GOT to be a better way

A better way to bee