my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
I hate the BBC
Woman who ‘died’ from cancer is heard screaming from inside coffin after being buried alive
Cemetery workers raced to a newly-dug grave after they heard banging and muffled shouting an hour after a 45-year-old woman was buried.
As they grabbed tools and anything they could find, they rushed to dig the grave up again after the woman woke up to find herself buried alive in a coffin.
But tragically, the un-named woman died before her would-be rescuers could reach her inside the plot at a cemetery near Greece’s Thessaloniki.
Shortly after the last relatives left the cemetery on Thursday, residents and a group of children playing outside reportedly heard a female voice shouting for help from inside the grave.
They called the police, and cemetery workers began digging up the grave to save her but she had suffocated to death, it was reported.
However, a doctor who was at the scene and examined the woman’s body, said she had been dead for hours and could not have been revived.
"It would have been impossible for someone in a state of rigor mortis to have been shouting and hitting the coffin like that.”
A coroner is expected to examine the body. (Article)
we better start putting fuckin cages around coffins i am not fucking with this zombie bull shit today ive got a good life here
where do the lies end
mass producing your fake revolution
the fucking irony
This image is a metaphor for everything wrong with neoliberalism.
welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game
Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.
Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.
Not taking any chances
Shit me neither
how many people would worship and glorify umbridge if she wasn’t a woman and played by a moderately good-looking man